#head in my hands .

[tazmiilly]

its 2024 why am I still getting asks where people tell me they think ford ruined fiddlefords life

[tallmadgeandtea]

Cannot stop thinking about the Crozier and Jopson scene in episode six… how the frame is confined to that little space between them… the way as soon as Jopson starts you can tell the story is going to end badly… it feels like interrupting something, like you should tell him to stop but you can’t… “I don’t like to hear a woman laughing now, sir.” like who! comes up with that!

[murderofsomeone]

PLEASE

you guys should send me lemon demon/neil cic/nkotr/guaranteed* video related asks

looks at you so sweetly

[luv4lain]

really fast quixote

[queijac]

you're the one he needs the most

[userarmand]

SAM REID & ASSAD ZAMAN SDCC 2024 | Den of Geek

[xullian]

Deluded man because i need something to post

[mitski-leaked]

You think you're a demon? With your curly little...and neat white-

[unraveling-plot]

Reading Noragami is like

Shenanigans! Sick anime fight! The morality of gods and the subjectivity of sin! Ass shot! Trying to break free of a thousand years of abuse! More shenanigans! What do you do when the purpose of your existence is to kill but you want to learn to love! The fragility and the strength of faith! Tit shot! Sword fight! Humans shape gods and gods shape humans! Taking responsibility for your failures! The healing power of love! Shenanigans! Can we please kill this guy's terrible fucking dad!

[0vergrowngraveyard]

i wanted to practice backgrounds and i just reread @skimmingmilk’s fic chart a course to second chances for the millionth time so there was only one logical conclusion

[erinwantstowrite]

the fact that lof was supposed to be 12 or 15 chapters long initially is so funny to me 😭

i lied to myself so hard. first it was 12 chapters. then it was 15. now we're looking at a potential of it being at LEAST 23. no not even that because we gotta get through a whole nother arc before the final one

[tcelujhita]

eight

[vhoorlpool]

sorry boss! can’t work today. too busy thinking about an overprotective zombie lover that coats you in his blood to keep other zombies away.

nsfw under the cut!! (o^^o)

it’s ritualistic. he’ll rub up against you, cheek to cheek or chest to your back as he runs his bloodstained hands over your body. he knows he’s practically feeling you up, but… you’re just so soft and cute :( he can’t help it!! he’ll keep you tucked against his side as you traverse through the hoarde; glares pointed in every which way towards his brethren. you’re his. and he won’t hesitate to tear anyone who harms a single hair on your head limb from limb, whether it be dead or alive.

he’s got a hideaway already set up for you the moment you agree to be his, tucked away from the rest of the world post-apocalypse; filled with as many rations as he could find. humans can’t eat brains like he can, much to his dismay, but that’s okay! he loves you regardless. you want canned fruit? okay, hold on. freeze dried ice cream? come here, darling, we’ll search for some. though he’s not letting you go anywhere until you promise to hold his hand and not let go.

he’s utterly fascinated by just how warm you are. cuddling up to you every night is nothing short of a dream for him, though sometimes he gets a little carried away. bloated fingers and calloused palms coming to rub at your plushy thighs as he dips his head lower, lower, lower… slimy tongue coming out to carefully swipe at your labia; lips pressing together to suck at your clit. he’d eat you out for hours if he were allowed to— your juices are like ambrosia to the undead between your legs. despite being a cannibalistic creature by nature, your flesh will be the best he’s ever tasted; and he shows that every time you let him make you cum on his tongue. he won’t complain if you’re menstruating, either… the more blood in his mouth the better. yummers!

sex with him is nothing but tender, too. hands pressed against your pretty, chubby tummy as he ruts his hips up into your own; cock brushing against that gummy spot inside your pretty pussy that has you seeing stars every. single. time. he makes sure to bring you to orgasm first and foremost, before dumping his load inside your womb with grunts and groans that are almost embarrassingly loud. he really can’t help himself. any chance to cum inside literally has him drunk off you, and considering he’s infertile… well, expect plenty of creampies… σ(^_^;)

you’re his pretty human, and he’ll make sure you feel the part, too.

[phopollo]

Last night, the realization of why Sketchbook (a ship I was pretty indifferent about when I started drawing art for it) grew on me so fast hit me like a truck, but if I were to just say it, you wouldn't understand as well

So

[izel-scribbles]

malevolent 42 spoilers (ish)

im gonna need john to pull out the astral projection here and save arthur. please harlan can we have nice things

faggots. no sorry it's pride month. nice little queers

she's my roman empire tbh............ t4t bella + arthur canon (trust me)

[kermit-coded]

yeah asheiji is cute and i adore them but the relationship in banana fish that i am actually the most insane about is ash and max. because like. like. ash was groomed and raped and abused by damn near every adult man in his life up until he met max and ibe. the scope of that trauma is fucking breathtaking and heartbreaking. and then, ash meets max. and max looks at him and sees him for what he is: a teenager, a fucking child. and max, for all their banter and the rocky beginnings, shatters every single one of ash's preconceived ideas of how adult men treat him. because max cares about him. max protects him in jail. he stays with him in the prison infirmary. he calls jim out on his bullshit. he burns the photos. and ash calls him dad, mostly as a joke, but towards the end it's barely a joke anymore. max is the closest thing ash ever had to a real father. and it makes me insane.